Let’s just pretend for one second that Amanda Bynes has a shred of sanity or dignity left.
Now, let’s take that half ounce of combined clarity she is grasping to and try to apply it towards suing the entire Internet for talking about her getting thrown out of a gymnastics class in New York.
Uh huh. That’s right. According to her Twitter account today if you even so much as talk about it, she’s gonna sue you!
I’ll wait for my extradition paper to be served by her very soon, presumably sealed with some sort of concoction of saliva, cherry lip smackers, someone else’s saliva and despair.
- Amanda Bynes’ Top 7 weird Twitter photos (o.canada.com)
- Amanda Bynes Threatens To Sue US Weekly, Perez Hilton On Twitter (losangeles.cbslocal.com)
- Supposed Relative Says Amanda Bynes’ Situation Is “Tragic” (lukewilliamsgossip.wordpress.com)
- Hey, Look, It’s Amanda Bynes. OR IS IT?! (thesuperficial.com)
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- Amanda Bynes’ Bizarre Behavior: Mutters To Herself, Bursts Into Tears At Gymnastics Class (radaronline.com)