You’d think someone getting shot by two thugs on the subway is a common thing in Russia by the looks of this video.
Here’s how it all played out.
Two men, sitting on the subway, one locks eyes with someone off screen, words are had, a man enters into view, and then glock glock, two shots are fired.
Both the thugs stand up and calmly and wait for the doors to open, while other passengers look on and stay put or just kinda slowly get up and pretend like something more interesting is happening on the other end of the car.
But it gets weirder.
Thug number two, a much younger, much more James Bond-esque looking fellow pulls out his gun now and does the one-handed full arm extension “come at me bro” pose before the doors open, and both men walk out like nothing happened.
But it gets even weirder.
The camera cuts for a few seconds, and the man who was shot is seen walking around like he hasn’t just been shot in the face and the torso, even though he’s spilling blood all over the floor. “Oh, you know, I’ll live.”
Da f*ck Russia???
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